1. When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.

    A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States (via 391705)

    *casually points out lots of people are childless due to disability, LGBT status, extreme poverty, racial injustices, etc. which may bar them from both having biological kids or adopting, and so lots of people do totally view their pets as children.*

    (via dystopianapocalypticdreams)

    Yeah no, I know you more mean “People who view their pets as more important than other people” and I totally agree with you there - if you actually value your pet more than a person that is fucked up. But a lot of them do view their pets as kids in the sense that it’s the closest living thing to a family they’ll get personally (as well as an outlet for maternal/paternal doting.) And that same maternal/paternal affection toward non-kin would be seen as very creepy and inappropriate anyway, lol.

    And just I see a lot of people dismissing that, or outright denying/mocking that, and so I just feel like I need to point it out and remind people that not everyone has equal access to becoming parents or maintaining families.* :/

    (via dystopianapocalypticdreams)
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  2. cashten:


    this is 100% real x

    why is this still getting notes

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  3. interlube:

    the year is 2040 you are still not superior for not listening to pop music

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  4. 2009dan:

    [sees dans icon on dash] [squints to make sure the url actually says danisnotonfire]

    Reblogged from: moreanxietythanfriendsxx
  5. breadmaakesyoufat:

    this scene is the reason i breathe

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  6. mrsweasley:


    I never feel like more of a failure than when I can’t remember a piece of Harry Potter trivia. 



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  7. winsexter:

    do u have some of those friends where u cant even remember how u became friends u just suddenly were friends

    Reblogged from: moreanxietythanfriendsxx
  8. forever:

    omg so my mom doesn’t let me order food delivery when she or my dad isn’t home ok so i was way too lazy to make food today so i ordered a salad and a little pizza then 10 minutes after the pizza gets delivered MY MOM COMES HOME OUT OF NOWHERE so i’m freaking out so I throw everything into a bag and run up to my room faster than i ever thought i could run and put it under my bed and I feel like I just committed a serious crime when really I just ordered some damn pizza

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  9. the-dragons-thoughts:

    Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for walks, it picks up every coin it sees cause its a hoarder. And your house is eventually full of coins. And you are rich. And have a dragon.

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  10. grammargrill69:

looks like bengledick crinklesniff lost this round


    looks like bengledick crinklesniff lost this round

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  12. comedycentral:

    It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a new @midnight tonight featuring one of these #HipsterComicBooks!

    Reblogged from: comedycentral
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  14. agentwoshington:


    ok but there was a bus filled with potatoes driving around my town today



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  15. carcat:

our biology teacher brought a skeleton to class yesterday and now everyone’s treating it as if it’s a part if our class i’m going to


    our biology teacher brought a skeleton to class yesterday and now everyone’s treating it as if it’s a part if our class i’m going to

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