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nudely:

PAUL MARCUS FUOG

When I think about it, this couldn’t be more accurate

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  • october 31st: SPOOOOOOKKKKKY!!!!!!!!!!! buy candy and scaaaary costumes here!!!
  • november 1st: JUST HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOO
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mautzz:

solyss:

She thinks she is helping me study

but this makes turning the pages a little complicated.

Love her

wow

in my days we weren’t allowed notebooks down in the slytherin common room 

THAT COMMENT

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straight-as-a-curly-fry:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

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the-fault-in-our-wifi:

vivianvivisection:

i have these male-gendered pants that i got for really cheap because they were a factory reject or something.

the reason they were sold as that, is because the pockets were small. The color was fine, there weren’t any holes, or manufacturing defects, it just had pockets like girl jeans.


So to recap, if it has small pockets, it’s ok for girls, but if they’re boy jeans, then it’s a factory flaw and not worth full-price.

signal boost

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artbymoga:

officialsamwinchester:

has this been done yet

Pluto hit me right in the feels

pluto bby no

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vantasly:

but when did i start saying ‘yo’ unironically

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d0nn0:

d0nn0:

i wrote a song about a tortilla

actually its more of a wrap

don’t

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hyperlinktwink:

kittentitsvantass:

The original post is gaining at a rate of 1,000 notes in a minute

Before you reblog, comment, or send an ask always check the blog.

I do not want another person driven off of this site or get death threats because they were uneducated about a topic.

bringing this back :)

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hemmoan:

my dash did the thing and it did not dissappoint

hemmoan:

my dash did the thing and it did not dissappoint

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harryedward:

i want to sit next to rihanna at an award show you know she talkin mad shit about everyone 

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thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never

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