i have encountered fake geek guys a lot more than fake geek girls
because women are smarter than men and men aren’t used to being questioned
i think my favorite thing is to just make shit up about comics and watch them agree with me
"like that time Batman went to Mexico to fight that drug cartel led by his long-lost cousin, Jose Wayne." "yeah that was ridiculous!" "that never happened. you have failed my test. you are exiled."
One week of Disney snapchats! Plus a double feature on the last day :)
today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”
she just kept going
i screamed into a headset and she just kept going
its illegal to be cuter than me
We’re all going to jail then
Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.
there it is, the joke we have all been waiting for…
Infinite multiverses and I’m stuck in the one where superheroes are fictional and people kill other people for having different colored skin
what a FUN scene this was